our dog didnít like your latest book
our dog didnít like your latest book:
too many words.
I mean, he wanted something
he could sink his teeth into and all,
so donít get me wrong
but yours turned him into a drooling idiot,
made him go all twitchy in his sleep.
I wouldnít take it personally;
he didnít like Lassie, much, either
(although he was humping the bookshelf for ages)